The Museum of Improbable Objects

The Permanent Collection

16 objects accessioned. Nothing has ever been deaccessioned, and nothing ever will be.

No. 0016

Steel and Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene Rotary Tape Cutting Mechanism with Directional Guide

No. 0015

Rectilinear Photosensitive Matrix Enclosed within Annular Optical Mounting

No. 0014

Automated Chronometric Regulating Assembly with Cobalt-Resin Escapement Component, Series VII

No. 0013

Liquid Crystal Display Interface with Amperometric Monitoring Functions, Encased in Polychromatic Epoxy Substrate

No. 0012

Corrugated Fibreboard and Calcareous Shell Substrate Encompassing Slumbering Canine Neonates

No. 0011

Tripartite Division of Maillard-Reacted Glutenous Matrix and Coagulated Bovine Milk Solids, with Ocimum Basilicum Adornment

No. 0010

Portable Tungsten-Illumination Apparatus with Integrated Photodiode Sensor

No. 0009

Luminous Ocular Assemblage with Mottled Pellicle Sheathing, Domestic Feline Form: The Watchful Guardian Series

No. 0008

Automatic Sustenance and Hydration Dispenser for Feline Consumption, Part of the Domesticated Companionship Series

No. 0007

Vermilion Cylindrical Replication of Municipal Fire-Prevention Infrastructure, with Protruding Valvular Elements

No. 0006

Cylindrical Electrochemical Storage Vessel with Chromatic Gradient Sheathing, Hybrio Series

No. 0005

Vermilion Field Instrument with Integrated Illumination and Tethering Mechanism

No. 0004

High-Pressure Hydraulic Termination Apparatus with Interchangeable Die Array

No. 0003

Multi-Functional Cutting Instrument with Integrated Measuring and Prising Mechanisms

No. 0002

Portable Micro-Computing Terminal, Model ADV, with Integrated Peripheral Array

No. 0001

Utilitarian Vessel with Rectilinear Handle Attachment, Circa Late Twentieth Century