Founded this morning · Admission free · No cloakroom
Every ordinary thing is an antiquity that has not yet been taken seriously.
Photograph any object within arm's reach — a biro, a bottle cap, the mug you are currently ignoring — and present it at the accessions desk. Our Chief Curator will examine it, date it, invent its provenance, and write it a placard with the full gravity of the institution. The object then enters the Permanent Collection under a number, forever.
Recent Accessions
Tripartite Division of Maillard-Reacted Glutenous Matrix and Coagulated Bovine Milk Solids, with Ocimum Basilicum Adornment
Portable Tungsten-Illumination Apparatus with Integrated Photodiode Sensor
Luminous Ocular Assemblage with Mottled Pellicle Sheathing, Domestic Feline Form: The Watchful Guardian Series
Automatic Sustenance and Hydration Dispenser for Feline Consumption, Part of the Domesticated Companionship Series
Vermilion Cylindrical Replication of Municipal Fire-Prevention Infrastructure, with Protruding Valvular Elements
