Founded this morning · Admission free · No cloakroom
Every ordinary thing is an antiquity that has not yet been taken seriously.
Photograph any object within arm's reach — a biro, a bottle cap, the mug you are currently ignoring — and present it at the accessions desk. Our Chief Curator will examine it, date it, invent its provenance, and write it a placard with the full gravity of the institution. The object then enters the Permanent Collection under a number, forever.
Recent Accessions
Steel and Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene Rotary Tape Cutting Mechanism with Directional Guide
Rectilinear Photosensitive Matrix Enclosed within Annular Optical Mounting
Automated Chronometric Regulating Assembly with Cobalt-Resin Escapement Component, Series VII
Liquid Crystal Display Interface with Amperometric Monitoring Functions, Encased in Polychromatic Epoxy Substrate
Corrugated Fibreboard and Calcareous Shell Substrate Encompassing Slumbering Canine Neonates
